The Herbs

"I'm a friendly little lion called Parsley"

discovered hiding on Nick Jr at 8.30pm, 1970's animations summit of magnificence, The Herbs

Nostalgia gives the same warm feeling as wetting yourself and starts happening about the same age too.

Untold amounts of Gah!

iPod's are a necessary evil. but when £230 quids worth go "ack!" a few days after the warranty expires, I suspect subterfuge.

The poor moths that flew, blinking in the unexpected sunlight, as I chisled £260 out of my wallet shall be missed, but not as much as the £260.

Steve Jobs? Bunch of arse mate!

Top Gear - the last truly great television programme

Top Gear visited Miami, bought three cars for under $1000 each, drove to New Orleans via Alabama and gave the cars to homeless people.

Best thing ever, IMHO. Get on youtube and give it a watch.

Good lord, what's this dusty old thing?

Good grief. My shame is exposed. A heckler, dammit, has written to me asking "what happened to the blog then, Sidcupian scum?"

Good excuse list:

• I forgot how to log on



• Blogger have a hitman out looking for me



• My dog ate my homework



• Big boys came and pushed me over



• I resign

More importantly, the great Dave has linked my blog on his own site, which is the metaphorical signal for me to pull my socks up and get to work.

So today's post is about:

THE SENTRY

This character appeared in New Avengers wearing an outfit deemed "too gay" by Liberace, tore Carnage in half and needed a shave.

as you can see, he even has a neon groin-sock.

now, if you were an alien looking to be regarded as cool, this is the way to go:

all together now "yipyipyipyip" "brrrrrrring!"